Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
Dean, Dean, Dean. It’s okay to like Charlie’s music. Everyone knows you like classic rock; you like it a lot. Just because you like Charlie’s music doesn’t mean you like classic rock any less. You’re used to classic rock. It’s safe. It’s what you’ve always loved. But it’s not a bad thing to listen to different types of music. It just means you like a little variety. You know, you might really like listening to other music. So maybe you should stop being such a music-phobe and try it out. Hmmm? Do you understand what I’m getting at? How’s about you find Cas and you two can go
fucklisten to some not classic rock.
Another perfect example of how Dean feels judged and like he has to prove his masculinity every second - and the people around him don’t really care, in fact the only one who cares about his adequacy according to those standards is /him/.
This would’ve gone so well with other scenes in s8 like the phone call from Sam after the bar scene where Dean immediately overcompensates by saying the two girls he didn’t look at and made uninterested faces at were attractive. Shame they took the charlie-dean one out (also because I never complain about more charlean) : (
And yep, Dean, ‘s ok to wanna dance to more than just one type of music.
This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.
Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.
boost the fuck out of this, and make sure you include their goddamn names and country of origin.